Earlier today CNN, MSNBC, Facebook, and Twitter reluctantly acknowledged that Joe Biden has a son named Hunter. Twitter’s CEO explains, “We initially flagged these reports as unreliable. Now that the election is over we feel we can confirm that Hunter does indeed exist.” CNN reports that it is vigorously investigating whether or not Hunter ever owned a laptop and, if so, if he ever actually used it for anything other than playing Fortnite. CNN says it should have reliable information on this sometime after the 2024 election.