Joe Biden’s entirely independent investigation into Hunter’s lucrative snake oil business reveals that President Trump is “The Big Guy” who is referred to throughout Hunter […]
A progressive pastor who set out to prove that God created transgenderism accidentally ended up proving that there are only two genders. The pastor explains, […]
In an announcement that surprised absolutely no one, today CNN indicated that they are already working on a Presidential candidate to elect in 2024. A […]
Lost in a dizzying array of gender identities and sexual behaviors, it now appears that mankind has forgotten how to reproduce. One scientist explains, “We […]
In a landmark day for womxn’s rights, a trans-human cheetah has smashed all existing women’s track world records. Rebecca’s press agent explained, “Rebecca was assigned […]
Defense Department officials have announced that they will not be giving Biden actual nuclear launch codes, but rather fake ones that resemble the real ones. […]
Linguists report that the recent boost in identity-centric language has created a unique situation where 60% of the English language is now pronouns. Attention was […]
Planned Parenthood announces it will be expanding its offices nationwide to house “no kill” animal shelters. A spokesperson explains, “We must end the barbaric practice […]
The Left has announced new guidance indicating that assigning a gender to an unborn child is an act of violence which robs them of a […]
Biden assured the country that he is more than fit to serve all four months of his Presidential term. He boldly added that he was […]
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