Month: September 2020

[Trigger Warning: 40% Satire, 60% Truth] In the 2020 election season’s first Presidential debate, President Trump debates Chris Wallace and, occasionally, Joe Biden. Reading from […]

[Trigger Warning: 90% Satire, 10% Truth] Presidential Candidate Biden declares that by the time he is done speaking 200 billion people will have died in […]

[Trigger Warning: 70% Satire, 30% Truth] 9:00am – Placeholder Presidential Candidate Joe Biden unveils his $1 quadrillion economic stimulus package, making an iron-clad promise that […]

[Trigger Warning: 99% Satire, 1% Truth] An Inconvenient Hypocrisy This eye-opening documentary picks up where Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” left off. This sequel intermixes […]

[Trigger Warning: 50% Satire, 50% Truth] Jan 25, 2020 – CNN BREAKING NEWS – Don Lemon wipes tears from his eyes while his guests mock […]

[Trigger Warning: 90% Satire, 10% Truth] The NBA playoffs are temporarily delayed when six teams decide to boycott. The boycott ends roughly 30 seconds later […]

[Trigger Warning: 80% Satire, 20% Truth] House Democrats begin impeachment proceedings against President Trump over his efforts to nominate a Supreme Court Justice. A spokesperson […]

[Trigger Warning: 60% Satire, 40% Truth] Bill Clinton lectures President Trump on respecting the office of the President. The former President also took time to […]