Articles by dwiggins

In a press conference today, the Easter bunny clarified President Biden’s recent statements on Afghanistan. In a prepared statement, E. Bunny explained, “When President Biden […]

At a press conference today Dr. Fauci announced his plan for dealing with the Ukraine situation. He started off his remarks by stating, “After President […]

President Biden today revealed that if Putin invades Ukraine he will begin immediate steps to cripple their economy with “Build Back Better.” President Biden stated, […]

Dr. Anthony “Thanos” Fauci, already infamous for his bold “I am science” statement, today made the claim: “I am inevitable,” completing his transformation from dictator […]

Today the White House unveiled the official Biden Presidential portrait. An unnamed source explained, “We wanted a pose that captured the essence of Biden’s Presidency […]

Today the American Psychiatric Association announced the creation of the 25th Amendment Countdown Calendar to maintain an estimate of how close America is to invoking […]

In light of President Biden declaring war on Pandora, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin assured the people that at no point has the President ever been […]

A visibly confused President Biden today declared war on Pandora. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin explained, “It actually came as a big relief to us. After […]

Three months into her role as Border Czar Vice President Harris discovered today that she has been studying the northern US border, not the southern […]

President Biden today proudly announced that the Federal minimum wage will now be $15 an hour. Unfortunately, with gas prices steadily climbing towards $10 a […]