Month: June 2021

In light of President Biden declaring war on Pandora, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin assured the people that at no point has the President ever been […]

A visibly confused President Biden today declared war on Pandora. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin explained, “It actually came as a big relief to us. After […]

Three months into her role as Border Czar Vice President Harris discovered today that she has been studying the northern US border, not the southern […]