In a press conference today, the Easter bunny clarified President Biden’s recent statements on Afghanistan. In a prepared statement, E. Bunny explained, “When President Biden said that he was happy to donate the $10 million in military hardware abandoned in Afghanistan to the Taliban clearly he meant to say was that the hardware was all disabled and is nothing more than junk.” In other news, the Easter bunny is now considered the front runner in the search for Jen Psaki’s replacement as Press Secretary.