[Trigger Warning: 40% Satire, 60% Truth]
In the 2020 election season’s first Presidential debate, President Trump debates Chris Wallace and, occasionally, Joe Biden.
Reading from the Left’s playbook, Wallace calls critical race theory “racial sensitivity training.” When President Trump responds, “They were teaching people to hate our country and I’m not going to let that happen,” he is promptly shut down by Wallace.
When Trump gets Biden to state that he does not support the Green New Deal, Wallace quickly moves the discussion on so Biden doesn’t have to clarify what points he disagrees with.
When Biden struggles to recall details of his energy plan, he chooses the “Phone a Friend” option and has Wallace answer the question for him.
Reading from the Left’s playbook, Wallace blames the ongoing violence on white supremecists.
In the evening’s most poignant moment, Chris Wallace joins Joe Biden in laughing at President Trump.
The Left eagerly looks forward to the upcoming Trump-CNN debate.