As part of his “Refill the Swamp” campaign, Biden announced that he will be appointing Mao Zedong Jr. as “Minister of Justice.” On hearing the news Zedong stated, “I only wish my father had been alive to see President Obama weaponize the IRS. He would have loved that.” After wiping a tear from his eye, Zedong continued, “I have ordered my thought police to begin reporting to the IRS anyone who thinks dangerous thoughts like: ‘America became prosperous because of capitalism,’ or ‘There are two genders.’”