Biden Set To Appoint Mao Zedong Jr. as “Minister of Justice”
As part of his “Refill the Swamp” campaign, Biden announced that he will be appointing Mao Zedong Jr. as “Minister of Justice.” On hearing the […]
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Biden To Withdraw US from all Nuclear Accords so long as Everyone “Promises To Behave Themselves”
Biden announced a plan to withdraw the US from all nuclear accords so long as everyone “promises to behave themselves.” Biden elaborated, “The self-policing of […]
Biden To Be Given Fake Nuclear Launch Codes
Defense Department officials have announced that they will not be giving Biden actual nuclear launch codes, but rather fake ones that resemble the real ones. […]
Biden Is Ready to Serve All Four Months of His Presidential Term
Biden assured the country that he is more than fit to serve all four months of his Presidential term. He boldly added that he was […]
Biden Announces Plan to Choose Your Own Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Species
Biden announced that under his new equality legislation, people will be allowed to identify not only their gender but also their domain, kingdom, phylum, class, […]