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Biden Set To Appoint Mao Zedong Jr. as “Minister of Justice”

May 11, 2021 dwiggins 0

As part of his “Refill the Swamp” campaign, Biden announced that he will be appointing Mao Zedong Jr. as “Minister of Justice.” On hearing the […]

Biden To Withdraw US from all Nuclear Accords so long as Everyone “Promises To Behave Themselves”

May 11, 2021 dwiggins 0

Biden announced a plan to withdraw the US from all nuclear accords so long as everyone “promises to behave themselves.” Biden elaborated, “The self-policing of […]

Biden To Be Given Fake Nuclear Launch Codes

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

Defense Department officials have announced that they will not be giving Biden actual nuclear launch codes, but rather fake ones that resemble the real ones. […]

Biden Is Ready to Serve All Four Months of His Presidential Term

December 18, 2020 dwiggins 0

Biden assured the country that he is more than fit to serve all four months of his Presidential term. He boldly added that he was […]

Biden Announces Plan to Choose Your Own Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Species

December 18, 2020 dwiggins 0

Biden announced that under his new equality legislation, people will be allowed to identify not only their gender but also their domain, kingdom, phylum, class, […]

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