Today the White House announced the results of its study on the immigration situation. Psaki explained, “After exhaustively studying the southern United States from 35,000 feet (and stopping off in Chicago for a pastry) Vice President Harris has now come to the conclusion that the US does not, in fact, share a border with Mexico. Since there is no border there can be no border crisis. We need to stop this dangerous misinformation campaign started by the Trump administration that such a border exists and get back to the business of declaring everything racist.”