Biden announced a plan to withdraw the US from all nuclear accords so long as everyone “promises to behave themselves.” Biden elaborated, “The self-policing of Iran has proven to be such a success that we are now using that as the model for all aspiring nuclear nations.” In related news, today Iran began construction on 20 new uranium enrichment facilities which they promise are for peaceful energy production and “definitely not for the annihilation of the illegal state of Israel.”