Now that the Colonial Pipeline is getting back up to full speed President Biden has signed an executive order shutting it down. Biden explained, “Now here’s what drives the driver… uh… in the states that are affected, here’s what you can do. The drivers. Don’t panic, number 1.” Psaki translated, “What he clearly meant to say was, “When my Energy Secretary indicated that pipelines are the safest and most efficient way to deliver fuel I knew I had to take action. As part of my $8,000,000,000,000,000,000 infrastructure package I plan to take us back to the stone age and start over.’”