Rumors that some migrants crossing the border might be voting Republican have caused President Biden to increase his efforts to build a wall at America’s southern border. President Biden held a news conference to announce this, but it quickly degenerated into an angry, profanity laced rant against his staff, the Coast Guard, people who don’t laugh at his jokes, and immigrants who don’t worship him as a deity. After Biden was rushed off stage and medicated, Psaki summarized, “Record numbers of immigrants showing up at the border and living in dangerous conditions isn’t a crisis. Ten Republican immigrants crossing the border is a crisis.”