Three months into her role as Border Czar Vice President Harris discovered today that she has been studying the northern US border, not the southern border. Psaki explains, “After extensively studying the border situation from 35,000 feet and discovering no humanitarian concerns, President Harris, excuse me, Vice President Harris, has discovered that she has been studying the wrong border. Clearly, before leaving office Trump messed with the earth’s magnetic poles to cause problems for the next administration. After stopping over in Chicago for a pastry, and flying back to DC for some much needed rest, President Harris plans to renew her efforts to study the border situation starting with the Florida Keys.”