President Biden today revealed that if Putin invades Ukraine he will begin immediate steps to cripple their economy with “Build Back Better.” President Biden stated, “If Putin attempts anything beyond a minor incursion into Ukraine, I will ride 1,000,000 miles on Amtrak trains to ensure legitimate elections by passing the COVID vaccine mandate.” A visibly frazzled Press Secretary Psaki later stated, “What President Biden clearly meant to say was that any aggression on Putin’s part will result in passing Biden’s $1.2 trillion Build Back Better program into law in Russia, thus guaranteeing the crippling of their economy.”