Biden to Send Russia “Build Back Better”

President Biden today revealed that if Putin invades Ukraine he will begin immediate steps to cripple their economy with “Build Back Better.” President Biden stated, “If Putin attempts anything beyond a minor incursion into Ukraine, I will ride 1,000,000 miles on Amtrak trains to ensure legitimate elections by passing the COVID vaccine mandate.” A visibly frazzled Press Secretary Psaki later stated, “What President Biden clearly meant to say was that any aggression on Putin’s part will result in passing Biden’s $1.2 trillion Build Back Better program into law in Russia, thus guaranteeing the crippling of their economy.”