[Trigger Warning: 99% Satire, 1% Truth]
Biden: There’s no medical proof that it is Alzheimer’s.
Harris: First to lose in the primaries, now second in line to the Presidency.
Democrats: We tell you what to think so you don’t have to.
Democrats: Condemning violence when it doesn’t poll well.
Democrats: We don’t follow science, we invent science.
Democrats: Making racism systemic since the 13th Amendment.
Democrats: We believe the woman first, unless the accused is a Democrat.
Democrats: Creating climate hysteria since 2006.
Democrats: Stretching the 25th Amendment to its breaking point.
Democrats: Mis-defining human rights since Dred Scott.
Democrats: Weaponizing the IRS since 2008.
Democrats: We promise we’ll get socialism right, unlike those other 25 countries that tried and failed.
Democrats: Making the victimhood mentality mainstream.
Democrats: Using eugenics to limit the black population since 1916.
Democrats: One nation, under God… and we are that God.