Biden announced that under his new equality legislation, people will be allowed to identify not only their gender but also their domain, kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species. “We are well on our way to demonizing heteronormative identities and it is time we demonize humannormative identity as well.” In related news, Ellen/Elliot Page now identifies as a plant based arthropod crustacean platypus. When pointed out that platypi are animals, not plants, the Left replies, “That just goes to show how little you understand science.” In other related news, the LGBTQIAHRWCYMSFPJUZEKNXODV+ movement reports that it has run out of letters.