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Trans Activists Suggest All Children Be Given Hormone Suppressing Drugs Until They Can Decide Their Own Gender

May 11, 2021 dwiggins 0

Taking the clearly scientific position that puberty is a disease, trans activists are now calling for hormone suppressing drugs to be given to all children […]

Humanity Forgets How To Reproduce, Studies Animal Behavior for Guidance

December 21, 2020 dwiggins 0

Lost in a dizzying array of gender identities and sexual behaviors, it now appears that mankind has forgotten how to reproduce. One scientist explains, “We […]

Trans-Human Cheetah Smashes all Women’s Track World Records

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

In a landmark day for womxn’s rights, a trans-human cheetah has smashed all existing women’s track world records. Rebecca’s press agent explained, “Rebecca was assigned […]

Linguists Report that the English Language Is Now 60% Pronouns

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

Linguists report that the recent boost in identity-centric language has created a unique situation where 60% of the English language is now pronouns. Attention was […]

Assigning a Gender to an Unborn Child Is an Act of Violence, However Dismembering an Unborn Child Is Still Perfectly Fine

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

The Left has announced new guidance indicating that assigning a gender to an unborn child is an act of violence which robs them of a […]

Biden Announces Plan to Choose Your Own Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Species

December 18, 2020 dwiggins 0

Biden announced that under his new equality legislation, people will be allowed to identify not only their gender but also their domain, kingdom, phylum, class, […]

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