Lost in a dizzying array of gender identities and sexual behaviors, it now appears that mankind has forgotten how to reproduce. One scientist explains, “We first looked into mitosis but could not find a way to make that to work. Our investigation into hermaphroditism likewise met with failure. We are aware that older texts refer to some form of dichotomous sexual reproduction, but recent advances have shown that a person’s genitalia is biologically meaningless and frequently just out and out wrong, so we know that isn’t the answer. Further investigation is needed.”