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Progressive Pastor Tries To Establish Biblical Case for Transgenderism, Accidentally Ends Up Proving There Are Only Two Genders

December 21, 2020 dwiggins 0

A progressive pastor who set out to prove that God created transgenderism accidentally ended up proving that there are only two genders. The pastor explains, […]

CNN Begins Planning Whom It Will Elect President in 2024

December 21, 2020 dwiggins 0

In an announcement that surprised absolutely no one, today CNN indicated that they are already working on a Presidential candidate to elect in 2024. A […]

Humanity Forgets How To Reproduce, Studies Animal Behavior for Guidance

December 21, 2020 dwiggins 0

Lost in a dizzying array of gender identities and sexual behaviors, it now appears that mankind has forgotten how to reproduce. One scientist explains, “We […]

Trans-Human Cheetah Smashes all Women’s Track World Records

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

In a landmark day for womxn’s rights, a trans-human cheetah has smashed all existing women’s track world records. Rebecca’s press agent explained, “Rebecca was assigned […]

Biden To Be Given Fake Nuclear Launch Codes

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

Defense Department officials have announced that they will not be giving Biden actual nuclear launch codes, but rather fake ones that resemble the real ones. […]

Linguists Report that the English Language Is Now 60% Pronouns

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

Linguists report that the recent boost in identity-centric language has created a unique situation where 60% of the English language is now pronouns. Attention was […]

Planned Parenthood To Support “No Kill” Animal Shelters

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

Planned Parenthood announces it will be expanding its offices nationwide to house “no kill” animal shelters. A spokesperson explains, “We must end the barbaric practice […]

Assigning a Gender to an Unborn Child Is an Act of Violence, However Dismembering an Unborn Child Is Still Perfectly Fine

December 20, 2020 dwiggins 0

The Left has announced new guidance indicating that assigning a gender to an unborn child is an act of violence which robs them of a […]

Biden Is Ready to Serve All Four Months of His Presidential Term

December 18, 2020 dwiggins 0

Biden assured the country that he is more than fit to serve all four months of his Presidential term. He boldly added that he was […]

Biden Announces Plan to Choose Your Own Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Species

December 18, 2020 dwiggins 0

Biden announced that under his new equality legislation, people will be allowed to identify not only their gender but also their domain, kingdom, phylum, class, […]

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