Anthony Fauci: “I am inevitable“
Other Developing Stories
- Easter Bunny Walks Back Biden’s Recent Statements on Afghanistan
- Anthony Fauci Announces His Plan for Ukraine
- Biden to Send Russia “Build Back Better”
- Anthony Fauci: “I am inevitable”
- White House Unveils Biden Presidential Portrait
- APA Unveils 25th Amendment Countdown Calendar
- Biden Given Fake Nuclear Launch Codes
- Biden Declares War on Pandora
- Psaki Admits Harris Has Been Studying Northern US Border
- Biden Gives Good News/Bad News on Minimum Wage
- Rumors of Republican Immigrants Spur Wall Construction
- President Biden Issues Executive Order Shutting Down the Colonial Pipeline
- Mathematicians Issue Dire Warning About Court Packing
- Trans Activists Suggest All Children Be Given Hormone Suppressing Drugs Until They Can Decide Their Own Gender
- Biden Set To Appoint Mao Zedong Jr. as “Minister of Justice”
- Biden Signs Executive Order to Deport all Republicans
- Biden To Withdraw US from all Nuclear Accords so long as Everyone “Promises To Behave Themselves”
- White House: US Doesn’t Actually Share Border with Mexico
- Congress Opened with Prayer Tailored To Honor Everyone Except the God to Whom They Should Have Been Praying
- Trump Is “The Big Guy” in Hunter’s Crooked Business, Independent Study Reveals
- Progressive Pastor Tries To Establish Biblical Case for Transgenderism, Accidentally Ends Up Proving There Are Only Two Genders
- CNN Begins Planning Whom It Will Elect President in 2024
- Humanity Forgets How To Reproduce, Studies Animal Behavior for Guidance
- Trans-Human Cheetah Smashes all Women’s Track World Records
- Biden To Be Given Fake Nuclear Launch Codes
- Linguists Report that the English Language Is Now 60% Pronouns
- Planned Parenthood To Support “No Kill” Animal Shelters
- Assigning a Gender to an Unborn Child Is an Act of Violence, However Dismembering an Unborn Child Is Still Perfectly Fine
- Biden Is Ready to Serve All Four Months of His Presidential Term
- Biden Announces Plan to Choose Your Own Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Species
